Trying to Just Keep Sane

There is some really scary stuff going round, someone has to collect it and serve it up to the remaining "NORMAL" beings of this planet.Some really weird laws like:

New York

• It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
• A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
• A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
• In Carmel, A man cannot be seen in public while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
• In Greene, During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks. Read on